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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

3 weeks ago // 162,883 notes

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

3 weeks ago // 522,647 notes
I need a nap and an orgasm. An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

3 weeks ago // 67,474 notes

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

3 weeks ago // 562,169 notes
Sometimes, saying “Goodbye” is like saying “Let’s stop hurting each other”. (via laceypanty)

(Source: ispeakquotes.com)

3 weeks ago // 37,530 notes

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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3 weeks ago // 433,657 notes

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

4 weeks ago // 299,129 notes