i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.