I love it when my driving instructor ask me questions like “are your eyes even open”

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no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

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finding out that someone very hot follows you


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Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me. J.K. Rowling  (via wearyvoices)

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  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

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One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated. Sir Thomas More (via rernove)

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do old people masturbate

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