boy moans are so nice

(Source: doodooprincess)

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i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

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"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

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yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

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I just saw a girl in the mall wearing crocs, It is 2014 god help her soul

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I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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