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bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

(Source: doodooprincess)

1 week ago // 200,033 notes

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

1 week ago // 475,595 notes

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

1 week ago // 103,889 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

1 week ago // 25,192 notes

memeofficial:

I just saw a girl in the mall wearing crocs, It is 2014 god help her soul

1 week ago // 566 notes

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

1 week ago // 165,506 notes