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asian:

I love it when my driving instructor ask me questions like “are your eyes even open”

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1 month ago // 59,164 notes

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle)

1 month ago // 62,506 notes

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

1 month ago // 671,621 notes

languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

1 month ago // 248,477 notes

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me. J.K. Rowling  (via wearyvoices)

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1 month ago // 40,158 notes
  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

1 month ago // 235,139 notes
One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated. Sir Thomas More (via rernove)

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exhists:

do old people masturbate

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1 month ago // 124,024 notes